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MAN GETS JOB

the host of a barely successful, intermittent & occasionally-offensive brain science news podcast has got a new job. this story serves by way of an apology for the lack of episodes in 2022  

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this story was in episode 29 #manbitesdog #news #podcast #host #career


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the error bar can exclusively reveal that a man living in the middle of england is moving from one moderately prestigious higher education institute in the midlands to another.

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